Saturday, February 27, 2010

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Hooray! My school picture isn't horrifying this year!!!

Another fun week has passed at work! The kiddos have been busy.  To me, one of the best parts of being a teacher is talking to the children.  You never know what they are going to say!  Here are a couple of quotes from the wonderful children in my class:

Conversation during lunch:
Child #1:  "Why is Vance pooping?"
Me: "Well, he couldn't wait until we were done eating, so I said he could go now."
Child #2: "Oh, he's just dropping a deuce.  Mommy always says that! Daddy's in the bathroom dropping a deuce!" **giggles**

A child with a speech impediment during observation by our behavior specialist:
**Child is refusing to sit in circle time**
Me: "You can sit on the rug with your friends or you can sit in a chair."
Child: "Fine! I'm going to shit in a chair!"
Behavior Specialist: "Oh my gosh! Does he curse often?"
Me: "What do you mean? He only said he was going to sit in a chair!"


Next week we're starting our unit on farms in preparation for our visit with Jason and the chickens!


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